Am I the only who rolled on the floor laughing? (click here)
First of all, isn’t 70 years a long time to lay in waiting for an enemy attack? I’m not an expert in foreign relations but it seems to me that it would okay to unclench your sphincter by now, Great Leader Yang Hua. I think we can all agree your little kung fu fatties have time to fight the battle of the bulge safely before Prime Minister Hatoyama and the J-Pop All Stars come rolling through in Hummers and tanks. I hope we don’t hear any reports of little Chinese children being run into the ground by some militaristic fitness regime led by little women with overly muscular legs that force them to work off their dim sum with endless Tae-Bo sessions before they hit the books for 12-straight hours of marathon study. On a side, we’re never going beat these people, are we? While the Chinese kids are building muscle, intelligence and discipline, American kids are spending their afternoons debating whether it’s Kraft Macaroni and Cheese or Kraft Cheese and Macaroni before they eat them both.