This is America, people. For better or worse. If a fat, sweaty cousin-humpin’ yakoo wants to call a half-Sikh candidate and a half-Muslim President both ragheads, then so be it! For crying out loud, the radio show that featured him is broadcast via the Internet FROM A PUB!! Although clearly that’s a typo, everyong knows moonshine is made in a tub….not in a pub. (click here)
Boss Hogg, er, Jake Knotts refuses to apologize and he probably shouldn’t. Quite frankly he’s probably done a lot for Nikki Haley’s campaign. She probably wouldn’t trade him in for all the vindaloo in Punjabi! South Carolinians will likely vote for her, desperate to prove to America, that they are educated beyond sitting on the sofa on the front porch, drinkin’ from a jug through their missing front teeth, and pickin’ off cans of beer from the heads of lawn jockeys with their sawed off BB guns. But enough about the Sanfords…
Let’s not get our panties in a bunch. In fact, it may not be a bad idea to go ahead and let those dirt-eatin’ bastards keep South Carolina. Aren’t we tired of trying to drag these possum eatin’, coon tail wearin’ bastards into the 21st century? Just let’em have the damn state. Then they can hang up their confederate flags, spit their tobakky juice and let their crazy Uncle Cooters rock back and forth all day babbling incoherently…that is, when Congress is in recess.
So, congratulations, Nikki Haley. Now, if you can just keep Bo and Luke from leaking the details of that night of slap and tickle in the backseat of the General Lee, you’re in there!