Can we start a petition? South Carolina has got to go!
Those mofo’s just elected Bruh Man from the Fifth Flo’ as the Democratic Senate candidate slated to to run against the much better qualified and properly funded white Republican incumbent, Jim DeMint who is already picking out the new furniture and old ho’s he is going to redecorate his office with to celebrate his second term. (click here) South Carolina first made it clear that their politicians don’t care about the state’s image and now…the people have proven that they don’t care either. And if they do indeed care, then they need to fire their Democratic Committee Chair who claims they voted, get this, alphabetically. Alphabetically? What kinda shit is that? Even a four year knows that you go eeny-meeny-miney-mo when you need to make a tough decision.
South Carolina continues to make a mockery of the American process of kinda-sorta democracy-ish…and I’m done with these scan’lous bastards! So, the well-known game amongst South Carolina Republican political operatives is that you get white conservatives out to the ballot boxes when you put a black candidate on the ballot. Them white folks will shut that whole state down so they can get out to vote and make sure they don’t end up with a black candidate. But if you’re going to play these kind of games, at least try to fool somebody. Why pick THIS particular black man? You coulda picked any black guy, even one as purty and shiny as a new nickel…and he’d still lose in that racist state. So, why not upgrade? Why is this the best black man you can find in South Carolina? You shoulda called me – there are quite a few fantastic, qualified black men in South Carolina. You coulda picked one of them and then I wouldn’t have to explain this loser to everybody at work tomorrow. Clearly, we are going to have to work on SC’s high quality negro detection skills.
Or maybe that’s the not issue at all. Maybe the real issue is that Barack Obama got these white folks all turned around and confused. Maybe it wasn’t a trick. I mean he is an awe-inspiring man; intelligent, fine, polished, fine, powerful and don’t forget, fine. But y’all know he ain’t come out the box that way, right? Some assembly was required. Michelle (and probably her mama) had to shape him up, mold him, y’know put a little water in his mouth…but more importantly, she had to sprinkle him with her Magical Negro Dust. Clearly, Arnold Greene ain’t been dusted. Arnold Greene is just dusty. And there is a difference!