Fear Of The Big, Black President…Well, Brown President…Ok, Beige President.

C’mon, birthers, let’s just go ahead and put it out there.  President Obama, please just drop your pants and show these good white folks what they really wanna see.   All this noise ain’t nothing but a little fear of the BIG, BLACK D…I can’t say it.  I’m a lady.  But let’s just say it rhymes with DICK.

So, let’s get one thing straight.  This man ain’t never gonna be able to show Donald and them enough to make them feel better about the fact that he’s black.  Captain Catch-A-Negro is gonna stay all over the President’s ass like a bum on a baloney sandwich for some reason or another.  It’s called a rabbit hole.  And if there’s one thing you do NOT do, it’s jump down a rabbit hole…with a fox.

On the black hand side, I can’t even believe we are entertaining this crazy notion of showing papers to prove we’re bona fide in 2011.  Where’s it gonna end?  There’s a black man working at the post office, should he be forced to show the results of his piss test?  How ‘bout Denzel…does his black ass need to prove he was really in the Boys and Girls Club.  I mean did it REALLY change his life. While we’re at it, why don’t we just ask my black ass daddy to produce a copy of the clay handprint he made when he was six to prove that he went to summer camp.

Plus, it’s just embarrassing.  China’s leader called out the racism in America as human rights violation.  We brushed it under the rug but he may have a point. Even though he’s a civil servant, the President does have some right to privacy.  We don’t have the right to know everything about him or anyone else for that matter.  It’s a violation of his rights and I’m hoppin’ mad about it!

AND I’m mad that he’s even playing into it.  If the birther losers want to challenge the validity of Obama’s security clearance and background check, then their beef is with the agency that cleared him. And further, if he’s not a natural born citizen, is he naturalized?  Then, just let one of these birther bastards climb up off his sister and find that documentation.  Or is the President an illegal?  If he’s illegal, then we all need to be arrested for hiring an illegal.  If it’s against the law for Wal-Mart to do it, then it’s against the law for us to do it.

Enough.

Since you won’t say it, POTUS, I’ll say it for you…Birthers, you can kiss the right side of my ass.  Like Obama, the right side of my ass is the black side.  UNLIKE Obama, it wasn’t made in the U.S. of A.  One outta two ain’t bad.

Ok, rant’s over.

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14 thoughts on “Fear Of The Big, Black President…Well, Brown President…Ok, Beige President.

  1. From my narrow, suburban, white guy perspective…..it is a clear cut case a blatant racism by all these ridiculous birther people. And the sad part is, now they’re going to claim it took 2+ years for him to come up with it so it must be fake.

    I know you’re going all Madea and Diary of a Mad Black Woman on us right now so I’m not going to tell you its spelled bologna sandwich……YOU GO GIRL ;~)

  2. when in doubt, sing the old commercial jingle….my bologna has a first name, its O-S-C-A-R. my bologna is a 2nd name, its M-A-Y-E-R. I love to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I’ll saaaaaayyy….cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A…….there is so much useless shit rolling around in my head its ridiculous

  3. I loved the series of slapdowns Obama tossed out when he announced the release of the birth cert. Called the whole issue a silly sideshow and Trump a circus barker — LOL. Then basically told the GOP: OK, so get back to work. Give ’em hell, Barry …

  4. Your colorful portrayal of the facts is quite entertaining. I think the POTUS said it best when he called this public mess a “side show”. I’m embarrassed that the rest of us watched as this unfolded. The media should have tuned Chump’s ass out. Really?!! Do we not have bigger issues than this? And, yeah, the bum on the baloney sandwich…girl, I was hollaring at that comment. Nothing like fried baloney. Ummm. We don’t spell it the Oscar Mayer way in da hood…LMBO

    • Let’s bring back fried baloney. We’ll have to fancy it up a bit, y’know, fried baloney finger sandwiches, melon wrapped in shaved fried baloney, etc. Watch out Food Network, Hood Cooks is hittin’ the airwaves.

  5. First, settle down Whoopi. Second, although we still have plenty of racial mental midgets out there, we’ve never had a President whose father was from another country, was born in a pseudo state like Hawaii (my favorite state to visit though), that was this “international”, had residency in so many places, and spent so much time and money trying to NOT release the full official certificate, while concurrently pissing off so many people with such blatantly bad policies right after kicking his term off with the apology tour to Muslim countries, etc.

    Furthermore, elected Federal officials don’t go through a background check to get a Top Secret security clearance. They were Democratically elected and that supersedes the clearance requirements. If they did, we’d know about all his Communist activities. That being said, they MAY have to get “read in” to access certain compartments of information, which is why the Presidents in Independence Day and The Transformers movies were so unaware. : )

    Lastly, those so called slapdowns were weeeeeeak. Fact is he got punked into doing what he purposely chose not to do for over two years by a loud mouth psueodo-politician. Now he can’t use it to demonize his opposition and distract people from all his bad policies and lack of leadership. Then again, maybe he did it to help Trump’s chances.

  6. Great post Kimchi… it seems like everywhere I go I see anti POTUS rants by a certain extremely short quasi-Italian hater that used to live around the corner from us…
    Hey Steve, stop sippin all that haterade, it makes you kinda obnovious…

  7. From the I Can’t Help It Department at the Moxie Files:

    Our congress has a first name: we call it GOP.
    It also has a second name: we call it DNC.
    The pork pie lobby owns them both &
    if you ask I’ll tell you whyyyyyyyyy …
    Cuz Congress loves the gravy made
    with B-A-L-O-N-E-Yyyyyyy

    Back to the coffee. Enjoy your day.

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